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unclefather:

who did this

artistic-ape:

mattysnbhd:

healysdaniel:

  “If you weren’t here from the beginning then you’re a fake fan”. That’s just like saying my sister isn’t a part of my family because I escaped the vagina first. 

Bless

escaped

madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

floozys:

donavonisnotsexy:

floozys:

boys will be bo-“

*flies in* 

*punches you in the face*

bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE 

we will not.

you will do so or i’ll shove responsibility so far up your ass you’ll taste tax bills for weeks

that was the greatest comeback in the history of great comebacks

vegetarain:

when you were going to copy off ur friend but they didnt do the homework

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“it me”

— me when it me (via chaoticclassicism)

radioheavy:

does anyone else get friend-jealous really easily?

The first episode of friends aired 20 years ago today on September 22th, 1994

It’s like all of my life everybody has always told me “You’re a shoe! You’re a shoe, you’re a shoe, you’re a shoe!” And then today I just stopped and I said “What if I don’t wanna be a shoe? What if I wanna be a purse? You know? Or a hat?” 

SUNSGODOWN